How to get into the messy part?

When you just broke up, you realize something: you have to go on. You won't cry over what you forever lost forever (nice stunt). when you don't know anybody in that city like me you log on a dating site. I don't know which one is famous in the US but in France it's MEETIC. This is the number one site in Europe and was created by a French (hey, we have to live up to our reputation, don't we?). So, you just fled (actually, you got kicked out) from your Paradise Island and all of a sudden, you just discover through that site an archipelago of other lands. But don't be fooled, if you think you're about to find your Paradise Lost overnight, you're dead wrong. Plus it will add a lot of confusion to your already shaken-up mind. But once you know that and you keep it in mind, fun can begin. The main rule being "Don't become a HOPER".
That's how I got into the messy part.

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Welcome to the show! I'm M., a French guy who's 34 and now single. Everything is falling down and I'm trying to put the remaining parts of my so-called sentimental life together. Welcome to my Messy Life!